"... - and then one night, around midnight, on the corner
of Lexington and Fifty-second, when you have come really
to the point of losing faith in the existence of such a crea-
ture as you have been imagining for yourself even unto
your thirty-second year, there she is, wearing a tan pants
suit, and trying to hail a cab - lanky, with dark and abun-
dant hair, and smallish features that give her face a kind
of  petulant expression, and an absolutely fantastic ass."

                                          - Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint

 

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THE JO-TEL IS:

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Hip E.

PETE

The Quail

Johnny D  

We get naked in bars way more than
you and you know what that means ...
We read Proust.

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CURRENTLY READING:

Hip E.
 - Laurence Sterne, The Life and Opinions of
Tristram Shandy, Gentleman (1759-67)
 - Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint (1969)

Shark
 - Umberto Eco, Foucault's Pendulum
 - Kevin Star, A History of California:
1840 - 1875. 
 - Paul Celan, Breathturn

PETE
 - Cormac McCarthy, Suttree

Johnny D.
 - Jean Luc d'Emo, Reel

The Quail
- Dave Eggers, What Is the What
- James Joyce, Ulysses
- Don Gifford, Ulysses Annotated 

CURRENTLY LISTENING TO:

Hip E.
 - Neko Case, Blacklisted (2002)
 - Hip E., Pando Mix Rev. 0  (2007)
 - Rock Plaza Central, Are We Not Horses? (2006)

Shark
 - Richard Hell & the Voidoids, Blank
Generation  (1977)
 - The Kinks, The Village Green Preservation
Society (1968)
 - Silver Apples, Contact (1969)

PETE
 - Smashmouth, Greatest Hits vol. II (2004)

Johnny D
 - Television Personalities, And Don't the Kids
Just Love it (1980)
- The Blow, Paper Television (2006)
- The Magnetic Fields, 69 Love Songs Vol. 1,
2, & 3 (1999)

The Quail
- Carla Bruni
- Philip Glass, Glassworks (1982)

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John
Patsy
Linda
Jay
The Puma
Liz
Gabe
Merz
Tello
Jaskot
Tara
Cutler
Bock (kind of)
Pliska
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Molly (honorary)
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Paul S.
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Some Chick who passed out
 on Shark's couch
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Cameron
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Miklos
Romie
Simon
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Becky B.
Walloch
John the Hippie
Stickler
Anna
Andrea
Ben
Lucy (dog)
Wilson
Lauren
JohnPatsyLady A.
Lauren's B/f
Jenny B.
Paul James (infant)
Beck E.
Lisa Says
Ben
Nick Martin
Caitlin
Melissa
Sosia
Riley
Nicole
Reid's friend (chiefed heavily)
Virginia

* A Jouse-guest is someone who has
   spent the night at the Jo-tel. 

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I'm on the trail of a chocolate soda for
my wife.
                           - Charlton Heston (1924 - )

 

It’s that time of year again… fast approaching All Hallows’ Eve and the parties associated therewith. You are popular and well liked, and have no doubt been inundated these past few weeks with E-Vites to Halloween soirees at which you will be ridiculed and spat upon if you do not come wearing a costume of some sort. Even a costume deemed sub par by the majority of other guests puts you at a strong risk of pariahtude. The pressure is mounting. All the good ideas have been claimed by others. "The Bride" from Kill Bill? Sorry. Zombie Lacey Peterson? No dice. Will it have to be a sexy devil/angel/jungle cat again? A burly pirate/hobo/character from 80s television again? Woe and Ado!

About now you’re thinking to yourself: "Where can a beautiful, charming person such as myself go in late October to get a drink without dressing like an idiot?" Look no further than the ValleJo-Tel. At our anti-Halloween party you can come in your normal clothes, drink our beer, and let your personality be the star. Leave the butterfly wings and the eye patch in the closet. There might be contests but rest assured they will all involve drinking and nothing else. Sure you can come in a costume, but don’t think we won’t laugh and point.

We will. Because that’s how we do things at the Jo-Tel.

The Jo-Tel Anti-Halloween Party: Dress Normally, Drink Excessively.

(If you read this blog and you know where to find us, consider yourself invited. Ask PETE, Hip E., Shark or Saki to fill you in on the particulars. If you are a read who has inadvertantly stumbled upon our site and you live in SF and you're cool, email thejotel@gmail.com for an invite.)