"... - and then one night, around midnight, on the corner
of Lexington and Fifty-second, when you have come really
to the point of losing faith in the existence of such a crea-
ture as you have been imagining for yourself even unto
your thirty-second year, there she is, wearing a tan pants
suit, and trying to hail a cab - lanky, with dark and abun-
dant hair, and smallish features that give her face a kind
of  petulant expression, and an absolutely fantastic ass."

                                          - Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint

 

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THE JO-TEL IS:

Shark 

Hip E.

PETE

The Quail

Johnny D  

We get naked in bars way more than
you and you know what that means ...
We read Proust.

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CURRENTLY READING:

Hip E.
 - Laurence Sterne, The Life and Opinions of
Tristram Shandy, Gentleman (1759-67)
 - Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint (1969)

Shark
 - Umberto Eco, Foucault's Pendulum
 - Kevin Star, A History of California:
1840 - 1875. 
 - Paul Celan, Breathturn

PETE
 - Cormac McCarthy, Suttree

Johnny D.
 - Jean Luc d'Emo, Reel

The Quail
- Dave Eggers, What Is the What
- James Joyce, Ulysses
- Don Gifford, Ulysses Annotated 

CURRENTLY LISTENING TO:

Hip E.
 - Neko Case, Blacklisted (2002)
 - Hip E., Pando Mix Rev. 0  (2007)
 - Rock Plaza Central, Are We Not Horses? (2006)

Shark
 - Richard Hell & the Voidoids, Blank
Generation  (1977)
 - The Kinks, The Village Green Preservation
Society (1968)
 - Silver Apples, Contact (1969)

PETE
 - Smashmouth, Greatest Hits vol. II (2004)

Johnny D
 - Television Personalities, And Don't the Kids
Just Love it (1980)
- The Blow, Paper Television (2006)
- The Magnetic Fields, 69 Love Songs Vol. 1,
2, & 3 (1999)

The Quail
- Carla Bruni
- Philip Glass, Glassworks (1982)

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John
Patsy
Linda
Jay
The Puma
Liz
Gabe
Merz
Tello
Jaskot
Tara
Cutler
Bock (kind of)
Pliska
Mini-Shark
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Bain
Fritz
Yahoo Serious
Laura-Lee
Fabulous L-Breeze
Saki
Kristin
Booby
Joe
Jonelle
Becca
Rebecca P.
Snake (slithering this way and that)
Matranga
Raphael (Little Mex)
Neva
Annie
Kathleen
Molly (honorary)
P.J.
Paul S.
Emily
Brew-Dogg
Reid
Reid's Girl
Downs
Some Chick who passed out
 on Shark's couch
Ross
Cameron
Mary (slut)
Miklos
Romie
Simon
Kubow
Becky B.
Walloch
John the Hippie
Stickler
Anna
Andrea
Ben
Lucy (dog)
Wilson
Lauren
JohnPatsyLady A.
Lauren's B/f
Jenny B.
Paul James (infant)
Beck E.
Lisa Says
Ben
Nick Martin
Caitlin
Melissa
Sosia
Riley
Nicole
Reid's friend (chiefed heavily)
Virginia

* A Jouse-guest is someone who has
   spent the night at the Jo-tel. 

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I'm on the trail of a chocolate soda for
my wife.
                           - Charlton Heston (1924 - )

 

After our last holiday themed party was so successful, and since we're lazy and unoriginal, we decided to have another one. This time we're skipping right over Thanksgiving and going straight to Christmas. Isn't it a bit early for a Christmas party? No.

Alternately, yes but who cares?

This time we might even decorate. Not like we don't have enough Christmas lights lying around from erstwhile, ill-advised dorm room decorating. All we need is a fake tree off eBay, some Disney ornaments, and Our Lord and Savior Jesus, preferably in baby form. And some presents... we're getting everybody the same thing: alcohol. You guys sure are easy to shop for.

We'll have red shit, green shit, sweaters, strings of popcorn on dental floss. We'll have dura-flame yule logs burning in the fireplaces, filling our house with poisonous smoke on account of our chimney being a bit clogged. We would get it cleaned but this way everyone will have to drink way less to get fucked up, and we won't run out of booze like last time. You know how it is... a little egg nog, some wood smoke, maybe some Jodeci - whatever it takes to get that Christmas cheer coursing through your body, we're prepared to do... unless you're Jewish. Then you're on your own (come anyways).

Say what you want about the Jo-Tel, but we can roast the shit out of a chestnut.

Love PETE, Hip E., Shark and the Jouseguests.

Date: 11/19/04
Time: 9:00pm until zero booze
Place: Jo-Tel (know dat)